All right. I admit it. I probably brought this on myself, after lurking on YM Chat so often. I wasn’t trolling for someone to have an “SEB”* with. I wasn’t even advertising for someone to talk to. To be honest, I was only watching the text scroll by, watching…how do I put this nicely…stupid people hit on other stupid people. In the interest of not protecting this person’s identity, I have chosen to use his YM nick here. 

pradhyuman_rai: hi
pradhyuman_rai: hi
pradhyuman_rai: can I see you?
me (referring to the display image that was too late to turn off): that’s my picture.
pradhyuman_rai: is that really you?
me: if you don’t believe me, that’s your problem.
pradhyuman_rai: u r so beautiful

(long silence from me)

pradhyuman_rai: ur hobby?
pradhyuman_rai: hi
me: yeah. right. hi.
pradhyuman_rai: what is your size?

(The freak turns on the “falling hearts imvironment”. *SHUDDER* Which I promptly turn off.)

pradhyuman_rai: why?
pradhyuman_rai: Do u want sexy chat?
me: no.
pradhyuman_rai: why?
me: i’m sorry, but i really have to trim my toenails. It’s very urgent you see.  I have to prioritize.
pradhyuman_rai: ok dear
pradhyuman_rai: ok dear
pradhyuman_rai: your size?
BUZZ!!!
pradhyuman_rai: R u busy?
BUZZ!!!
me: i have supermodel proportions. but i don’t like presumptious men who don’t respect women. i think you’ll find a brainless bimbo if you look hard enough. happy hunting. im putting you on ignore now. bye.
pradhyuman_rai: sorry dear
pradhyuman_rai: My intens was not breeak your heart

People with atrocious spelling always break my heart. But it’s okay. I think I’ll recover somehow.

*sex eyeball (now that I think about it, it’s a really stupid-sounding term. whoever coined this should be hanged by his or her thumbs)

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